Happy Chanukah! aka... Yeah, RIGHT.

"There was only enough consecrated olive oil to fuel the eternal flame for one day. Miraculously, the oil burned for eight days, which was the length of time it took to press, prepare and consecrate fresh olive oil."

Yeah, RIGHT. I really trust a tome which also claims bats are birds, insects have four feet, and that sheep and/or pigeon blood somehow helps a person suffering from leprosy.